Shank You Very Much

A rather ordinary day…

I don’t think you’re using the word ordinary correctly!

Every night I spend at least an hour fighting to get my two children into their beds.

Sometimes I get the feeling Lola’s keeping a secret or two.

I could really use some tips on teaching my old dog some new tricks before he loses all his teeth.

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

It may be time to update some of these events – or their names!

Should I approach my coworker and ask her to refrain from sharing treats with nuts in them?

Candy curiosity leads woman to remove her chandelier.

I live in an apartment building and the neighbor directly above me has a habit of vacuuming in the middle of the night.

How did humans wake themselves up before the invention of the alarm clock?