I’ve got so many burning questions for my fellow humans, it seems I may never run out! I hope you’re ready for another week of:

What will this weirdo ask me next?!

Head on over to Twitter, there is a very serious discussion involving breakfast!

Oh yeah, Lola also asks you to send any questions you may need answering into the comment area. She took last week off, but she’s ready to help mankind once again. It’s puppy wisdom at it’s finest!

Check out my Facebook page @ShankYouHeather

I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet

You can also find me on Instagram @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns

Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much or click to see a special collection below:

Don’t Shart – Apparel
by Heather Keet

This week’s poll is going to tell me a lot about your parenting style. Maybe. Ok, I don’t know if it actually will, but I’m going to have fun finding out!

Thanks to your piss poor planning, you now need a last-minute babysitter. Head on over to see which four superheroes* I’m forcing you to choose from.

*Superhero being a loose term when you factor in probable mental instability.

Check out my Facebook page @ShankYouHeather

I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet

You can also find me on Instagram @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns

Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much or click to see a special collection below:

What were you thinking?! – Apparel
by Heather Keet

Another week, another weird poll question. This week I’ve decided to throw you a question about family. Everyone always says their family is everything, like we’ve been programmed from babyhood to rely on them for food, clothing, shelter, etc.

Ok, I guess when you look at it that way, family is everything.

This week though, I’m betting a few people come out of the shadows and give me their real thoughts on their family members.

Head on over to vote now!

Check out my Facebook page @ShankYouHeather

I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet

You can also find me on Instagram @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns

Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much or click to see a special collection below:

What were you thinking?! – Apparel
by Heather Keet

Week 25. Who would have thought I would still be standing?! 25 weeks ago I posted my first ever poll question on Twitter. I never thought it would take off the way it has. We’ve had some ups and downs, like all good partnerships, but we always seem to remain friends after the poll has closed.

Well, except for the guy who sent me a death threat. He’s not a friend.

This poll has given me hope that the world isn’t as messed up as the news tells me it is. I mean, we’re still pretty messed up – but at least there’s that ray of hope that most of us want to fix it. So join us on the bright and shiny unicorn side – we’ve got humor and weird questions to answer. And who knows, maybe you’ll make a new friend.

Check out my Facebook page @ShankYouHeather

I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet

You can also find me on Instagram @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns

Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much or click to see a special collection below:

Submarine Maneuvers
by Heather Keet