Shank You Very Much

A treasure to cherish…

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

Why do the months of a calendar have such an uneven number of days?

I once tried to detox from Taco Bell and it almost killed my personality.

A riddle from my youth that I have never quite managed to solve.

A brief trip down memory lane, just before the holidays render me catatonic.

Here’s a list of movies to enjoy if you are like me and want something more from your Christmas movies.

Do caterpillars know they are going to become butterflies one day?

It never feels like Halloween lasts long enough.

Coworker comments on the cost of clothing and jewelry worn by other staff.

Nothing good can come from waking up early in the morning. Nothing.