Shank You Very Much

Forget me not…

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

I have two kids and they are delightful children, when they are not in the same room together.

Lola likes to send me text messages when I leave her home alone.

Sometimes it’s best to wake up quickly, before it all goes wrong.

One of my coworkers has severe allergies and she habitually sneezes. Clients panic and question her state of health.

Well, this isn’t the post you typically expect to read on a Monday, is it?

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

Why does it seem that every time I wash my car, the birds seem to poop on it immediately?

I am having difficulty getting my teenage children to help around the house.

Lola is watching the clock, and she’s quite sure I’ve forgotten to feed her.