Shank You Very Much

The broccoli of months…

Some of us don’t know what to do with November.

One of my friends has a terrible habit of speaking in baby talk.

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

I made the mistake of visiting a Flat Earth social media page and discovered a close friend is a believer.

My Nintendo should have come with a warning label.

One of my coworkers has a terrible habit of chatting with me when I’m using the restroom.

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

Help! We are texting each other while at dinner. In our home. Together.

Sometimes the problem just builds until…SNAP!

Why does round pizza come in a square box?