Shank You Very Much

Dear Lola – A brief walk through the history of time…

How did humans wake themselves up before the invention of the alarm clock?

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

It’s cute, it’s cuddly, and it wants to eat your face.

I went out to lunch with my coworker recently and she discovered she had left her wallet back at the office.

Every day, a terrifying nightmare plays out on screens across the globe.

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

Is there nothing safe in this world any more?!

How can someone be so excited over something that happens day after day after day?

We’re hot, we’re cranky, and the sun just won’t quit shining.

I wasn’t prepared for the twist at the end.