Shank You Very Much

Knowledge is power…

You’re gonna need a bigger book.

The coach wants them to bowl a turkey.

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

I don’t think you’re using the word ordinary correctly!

Every night I spend at least an hour fighting to get my two children into their beds.

Sometimes I get the feeling Lola’s keeping a secret or two.

I could really use some tips on teaching my old dog some new tricks before he loses all his teeth.

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

It may be time to update some of these events – or their names!

Should I approach my coworker and ask her to refrain from sharing treats with nuts in them?