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I solve problems, answer questions, and unbaffle even the most baffled mind.
Dear LolaApril 20, 2018December 16, 2019

Dear Lola – Puddles, paw prints, and a good defense strategy…

Dear Lola, Why do my humans wash the floor right when I’m trying to come in from the garden? I’ve talked to my human about this, but she repeatedly ignores me. Sometimes she even blames me for the paw prints all over the house. I say she only has herself to blame for sloshing water…

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I solve problems, answer questions, and unbaffle even the most baffled mind.
Dear LolaApril 13, 2018December 16, 2019

Dear Lola – Piddler on the roof…

Dear Lola, My child is driving me absolutely insane. We are attempting to potty train him, but the amount of puddles I am finding on the floor is beginning to make me doubt my worth as a parent. He is my first-born so I have never tackled this problem before. Can you give me any tips on how…

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I solve problems, answer questions, and unbaffle even the most baffled mind.
Dear LolaApril 6, 2018December 16, 2019

Dear Lola – The great ShrimPrawn debate…

Dear Lola, I recently witnessed a Twitter conversation debating the differences between shrimp and prawns. Before we go any further, I feel I should disclose that your Mommybeast was the leader of this pondering. I hope she doesn’t retaliate against you should you arrive at a different conclusion than she did. Now that we’ve addressed that,…

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I solve problems, answer questions, and unbaffle even the most baffled mind.
Dear LolaMarch 30, 2018December 16, 2019

Dear Lola – the planet is dying…

Dear Lola, Why do restaurants give you silverware when you order a delivery of food? In light of the excessive amount of plastic filling our oceans, it would be better for them to ask if the customer needs utensils. If saving the planet from death isn’t enough motivation, surely restaurants realize how much money they…

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I solve problems, answer questions, and unbaffle even the most baffled mind.
Dear LolaMarch 23, 2018December 16, 2019

Dear Lola – The novice ninja…

Dear Lola, I’ve often thought about a career change because I deplore my current profession. Since I want my job to be exciting and pay well, I’ve determined that becoming a ninja is the best course of action. I do need your advice on one aspect of the job, regarding payment. When hiring out my services,…

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I solve problems, answer questions, and unbaffle even the most baffled mind.
Dear LolaMarch 16, 2018December 16, 2019

Dear Lola – Sulky snoozer is cursed…

Dear Lola, Why do people use the phrase ‘sleep like a baby’ when they are wishing someone a good rest? I’ve never known any babies to be particularly great sleepers. They fight falling asleep, wake up in the middle of the night for a wee and a feed, and have trouble staying asleep if the environment around…

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I solve problems, answer questions, and unbaffle even the most baffled mind.
Dear LolaMarch 9, 2018December 16, 2019

Dear Lola – He can’t always be right…

Dear Lola, I love my husband, but he has one terrible fault that makes me want to lash out at him like a shrieking harpy. He has this insane need to be proven right all the time – and then he gloats for weeks about his intellectual prowess. It has gotten so bad that I found myself…

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I solve problems, answer questions, and unbaffle even the most baffled mind.
Dear LolaMarch 2, 2018December 16, 2019

Dear Lola – burnt breakfast baffles us all…

Dear Lola, How come toasters get hot enough to burn? Every morning I put toast into my toaster and, despite my best efforts each day to lower the cook time, I end up with a burnt piece of bread with which to start my day. I just don’t get it, are the people who make…

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I solve problems, answer questions, and unbaffle even the most baffled mind.
Dear LolaFebruary 23, 2018December 16, 2019

Dear Lola – Verbose husband…

Dear Lola, Why do we refer to actors starring “in” a movie versus starring “on” TV? Wouldn’t the same verbage apply to both scenarios? I know this doesn’t seem like a pressing world issue, but it has been weighing on my mind for a few weeks now. If I keep thinking about it for much longer, my wife…

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I solve problems, answer questions, and unbaffle even the most baffled mind.
Dear LolaFebruary 16, 2018December 16, 2019

Dear Lola – I’ve become a pajama princess…

Dear Lola, I recently moved from the US to the UK and am perplexed by clothing. Women’s clothing sizes are vastly different to what I am used to. I thought it was just another thing that my husband and I would have to adapt to, but that’s not the case at all! Men’s clothing is…

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