I don’t know how it happened, but the 1990s were in full swing, I blinked, and now it’s 2020. Two entire decades of my life have passed me by and left me wondering if I managed to accomplish anything at all.
I got married and managed to stay that way.
I became Mommybeast to an English bulldog named Lola.
I am a published author who managed to sell some books.
I am going to stop while I’m ahead. If this list continues it will inevitably prove that I spent a very large portion of two decades watching television and snacking late at night.
I may have also spent a very large number of days in pajama pants because real pants were just too difficult to deal with.
Now that I’ve dazzled you with my accomplishments of the past two decades, prepare to be delighted by my upcoming plans. I took the past month off to formulate my mission – which involved eating excessive amounts of cheese and studying every James Bond super villain. I realized that my old costume was tired, so I refashioned the entire blog layout. Did you notice?! Not only that, but I also swapped out the mobile platform for a much better user experience.
Take a look around and marvel at the new colors and layout.
Lola is returning to answer more questions. If you need advice, click on the link at the top of the page to send her your question. Lola has promised the same level of excellence in her answers as you’ve seen in the past – as long as the cheese snacks are handed out with regularity.
I have a new adulthood series starting and it’s going to be a foray into the world of sarcastic haiku. I bet you never thought you would hear sarcastic and haiku used together!
I will also continue to have random thoughts that keep me awake at all hours of the night. I promise to share these thoughts and maybe every once in a while we will actually solve a problem.
Or we’ll just end up awake on Twitter together!
Stay tuned for new posts starting next Monday.