Lately I’ve given some thought to printing up executive business cards. I’m not sure they can be termed ‘executive’ business cards when their purpose is to promote my book, blog, and doodle endeavors, but I’m going to continue doing so until someone calls bullshit on my word choice.
Resist the urge to do it now – a few minutes with an inflated head won’t hurt me.
I inevitably became stumped on the section of the ‘executive’ business card where a job title gets listed. I wanted to put writer, but wouldn’t that mean that anyone who writes a sentence can call themselves that? Half of Twitter is qualified to use that title! I pondered adding freelance to writer to make it official, but that made me feel like a journalist. Considering this blog can be (definitely is) exaggerated for amusement, I might accidentally get labeled a fake news peddler.
Surely there must be a better job title for someone of my stature!
Now might be the time for you to pop my inflated head.
Here’s a list of job titles I’ve come up with so far –
- CEO of Thought Train
- Director of Daytime Shenanigans
- Sentence Supervisor
- Vice President of Stuff I Thought
- Curator of Crayons
- President of Night Brain
- COO of Random Words
- Keyboard Commander
- Ambassador of Genuine Laughter
- Creator of Night Mayhem
- Web Surfer Extraordinaire
- Alphabet Engineer
Now I just need to narrow it down to one!
I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet
Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much or click to see a special collection below: