Where have you been? I feel like you’ve been off the blog for ages. Maybe you’re just planning your next dinosaur invasion.
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Dear Avid Reader,
I miss you all so much. For the past week, and the next two, I’m having wild adventures with my two Miniature Human cousins. My Mommybeast loves them so, so much – but she claims to love me even more. I’ve tested that fact by requiring more love confirming cuddles and an even greater number of kisses than ever before. I won’t lie to you all, it has been both a wonderful time and a time of great sorrow. You see, my Miniature Human cousins are just four and six years old. That’s an adorable age, but it’s also an age which means I knock them head over feet any time I get close to them and try to play.
I have to get the Miniature Humans before they get me!
Wish us all luck as we try to outwit one another, but wish me slightly more luck because I definitely don’t want to end up losing. Those Mini Humans may end up putting a saddle on me and yelling ‘giddy up.’ I promise you I won’t giddy up at all… and they will regret even trying.
Oh, and I’m also planning my next dinosaur invasion with the devious minds of the Miniature Humans.
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