Self Help – Shank You Very Much

Dear Lola – New dog didn’t come with instructions…

I decided to adopt a dog during lockdown in order to keep me company while working from home.

My daughter is celebrating her twelfth birthday in a few weeks.

I have a fairly popular name which is spelled in an embarrassing manner.

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

One of my friends has a terrible habit of speaking in baby talk.

I made the mistake of visiting a Flat Earth social media page and discovered a close friend is a believer.

One of my coworkers has a terrible habit of chatting with me when I’m using the restroom.

Help! We are texting each other while at dinner. In our home. Together.

Why does round pizza come in a square box?

I have two kids and they are delightful children, when they are not in the same room together.