Advice Column – Shank You Very Much

Dear Lola – Daughter almost killed at sleepover…

My daughter has a severe tree nut allergy that has resulted in multiple hospital visits over her life.

A friend and I recently got into a heated argument over her weight.

I don’t like my son’s wife. She seems like a perfectly likeable person…

Barbecue pork and french fries are always to be eaten in excess.

Why aren’t square hamburgers more popular?

Two of my coworkers are in a romantic relationship and live together.

I decided to adopt a dog during lockdown in order to keep me company while working from home.

My daughter is celebrating her twelfth birthday in a few weeks.

I have a fairly popular name which is spelled in an embarrassing manner.

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?