Last week I finally achieved my dream of publishing my first book. Unfortunately, no one warned me about a serious condition that some writers develop once they get that first book finished.

Rattling Brain Syndrome.

Apparently the book took up a lot of space in my skull and now I have valuable real estate up for grabs. As I frantically catch up on all the words the internet produced over the last year, I had a bit of a meltdown. There was short-circuiting and a bit of smoke coming from my ears, so I’ve decided to give it a break for today and share with you a few funny thoughts I had before my brain turned to goo.

Brain Diamond 17

I have my evil laugh perfected for the moment we finally meet.

Brain Diamond 18

I love those little bites of pizza – they’re dangerously delicious.

Brain Diamond 19

Just using the phrase now probably put me on a watchlist…

Brain Diamond 20

I’m not sure who the nearest Frank Furter is, but Lola is going to find you – and probably lick you because your name made her hungry!


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51 replies on “Smoke can’t be a good sign…

    1. It hasn’t started yet… so disappointing! I will definitely let you know when it begins though, just remember to hit play on your iPod so that I have a soundtrack while you eat your popcorn.

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  1. Such an achievement to have your 1st book out there Heather! Maybe working on another book could fill the gap? Alfie wants to know what your cheese budget is – so he can make sure I’m not short changing him 🐾 Thanks for being a brilliant #dreamteam host xx

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  2. Oh I just love your first thought Heather, that you know you are the villain in someone’s life. What a great phrase! I too am the villain in someone’s life but I already know who she is. Yes we have come face to face many times. She’s called my mother-in-law……! #dreamteam

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