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Do you ever find yourself counting steps as you walk? Now before you write me off as a nutcase, think about these two real-world scenarios.

A villain visits your house in the dead of the night and cuts off power to your house. Thankfully you’ve counted the steps and can avoid smashing into walls as you evade the dastardly intruder carrying a knife.

Deadpool calls you with a job offer. He requires you to be blind, so that he can conduct business without worrying you’ll become a liability who turns him in to the authorities. He’ll obviously make the blinding quick and painless. You don’t want to spend all day spilling your can of Coke Zero because you don’t know where the coffee table is!

It could happen!

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