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I have always dreamed of having a personal chef. Imagine never having to cook again! You could order them to cook healthy food so you would magically lose weight. Or you would follow my suit and command them to make every dish delightfully decadent and to hell with the calorie count! You would never have to grocery shop again. You also would never have to wash dishes or scrub a very stubborn casserole crust until your fingers bleed. Heaven!
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Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much or click to see a special collection below: