This weekend I realized there is a distinct difference between my friends and I. Everyone is on social media talking about losing weight, eating healthy, getting in shape, and trying to ‘live their best life’ – a phrase that continually baffles me. You can’t actually live your own definition of best life – you must live a version that fits into the happy, healthy, and perpetually smiley face this trend promotes. Admit it, you never hear people use ‘live their best life’ to describe bitter internet trolls sitting on the couch targeting their next victim – yet those trolls probably feel like they are living their best life!
I have just blown your mind, haven’t I?!
While my friends are all becoming better humans, I spent my weekend scrolling through the internet to find where the drive thru cake shops are located. You see, I am living my best life, right here in my living room. I look at cake on the internet, hug my precious Lola, snack on a few cookies, and then take my afternoon nap.
Sometimes I even add a morning nap to the routine if I can.
Now, it’s Monday and I have a very best Monday to live. I plan on taking a morning nap since I stayed up so late the night before. Then I’m going to have a grilled cheese sandwich. I will undoubtedly take 100 pictures of Lola and then cuddle her as I locate my new internet fascination for this week.
Fingers crossed that I can find an all-you-can-eat cookie cafe near my house.
I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet
Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much