Make him dinner.
Not a super fancy dinner, but a regular dinner. Instead of making a lasagna from scratch, pick one up from the freezer section of your grocery store. While you’re there, grab some frozen garlic bread also – so he knows you (kind of) really care.
Clean the house.
Throw all the dirty laundry under the bed. Put a roll of toilet paper on the counter next to the empty roll. Throw clean sheets on the bed, but tuck nothing. Showing that you (kind of) care about him is better than exhausting yourself unnecessarily.
Write a poem.
Buying stationery is time-consuming so grab whatever scrap of paper you find on your kitchen counter and write this down.
Get a card.
Reach over at the checkout line of the store (while you’re picking up that lasagna) and grab whatever card you touch first. Sure it’s a baby’s first birthday card, but isn’t it the thought that counts?! Nothing says I (kind of) love you like a baby giraffe holding the number 1.
Buy her flowers.
Walk past all those gorgeous roses and stop when you get to tulips. Tulips are perfect. They say I (kind of) love you, and they leave you with enough leftover money to get yourself some Taco Bell for lunch.
Create a romantic playlist.
Type love into the search bar of your iTunes library. Add all songs to the playlist. Love is a Battlefield, Love the Way You Lie, Tainted Love – just throw it all on that (kind of) thoughtful playlist.
Give the gift of chocolate.
Empty a jar of spaghetti sauce and clean it out. Remove the label, leaving that noticeable strip of adhesive behind. Fill the jar with whatever candies you have in the house, making sure to check the couch cushions if your jar isn’t full. Finish filling with Oreo cookies if needed. You (kind of) adore your spouse if you use a double stuff Oreo. Wrap a napkin around the jar and voila!
Make a photo album.
They say the proof is in the picture. Take your phone to the nearest print shop and order up whatever is on your camera roll. While waiting for the photos to print, pick out an album from the $1 bin next to the photo counter. If your camera roll looks anything like mine, you (kind of) like your dog more than your spouse.
This was supposed to be a list of 10, but I (kind of) needed a nap after number 8.
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I see what you did there 😉 Thank you!!!
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oh my goodness this is hilarious, I guess I do (kind of) love my spouse, I may have to copy that poem on the nearest piece of paper, or I could just text it to him! #globalblogging
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Texting is easier!!!
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popping back from #anythinggoes
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Would you believe I just served up pre packaged Lasagne and garlic bread last night lol, I guess I king of love my hubby then, although I made hime cut it up and serve it! #anythinggoes
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Hahahaha hahahaha! I love it!!!
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I give him the gift of chocolate because I (kind of ) love him. He does not like chocolate very much so i finish the rest… 🙂 #globalblogging
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That’s a devious and awesome plan!
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Well my husband basically does all of the above already. Perhaps a romantic playlist can do the trick. Buying chocolates is definitely out as he buys me chocolates but end up eating it himself.#Globalblogging
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Hubster also eats my chocolates!
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hahaha! Too funny!! I think I can do all of these things and show him I (kind of) love him (a lot, maybe)! #globalblogging
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Draw a love heart in the dirt on their car. Not for affection, to remind them it needs cleaning, that’s kinda love 🙂
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Hahahahahaha, I’m definitely doing that!
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We always give each other cards, a text and I also get flowers #mondaystumbleupkn@_karendennis
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That is so nice! I’m
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I love this, it is so condescendingly petty that it is exactly the sort of thing that my wife and I would get a great laugh from.
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Hubster and I pride ourselves on putting in the barest of efforts on the commercialized day of love. Last year I gave him candy wrappers. I ate the candy while he commuted home from work 🤣
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Haha I think we normally just do our usual nightly Netflix and chill on the couch but throw in a slightly more expensive chocolate for dessert instead of the usual selection (which is simply just get the special). Also, I flat out do not do cards, they’re $8 or more here. That’s $8 I could put toward the night’s wine or dinner.
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I agree! I just use a marker on paper to express my love.
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I love the idea of making a playlist! #globalblogging
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Oh you make me giggle. I hope you had a nice nap. Tulips are my fav too… #anythinggoes
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What’s Valentines Day? I (kind of) remember, but this is the stuff I do daily (well apart from the card and flowers, and I’ve never had Taco Bell.)
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I love Taco Bell! Nachos, nachos, nachos…I chant to myself as I eat them 😆
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Words of affirmation are my husbands thing. It took me a long time to figure that out. So now I go out of my way to send him a text or leave him a note! Me…..chocolate!!! #mondaystumble
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So funny. Thanks for lightening up a holiday that I (kind of) scorn.
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I went out of town once and I drew my head on a piece of paper and laid out my PJ’s so he could still sleep next to me. Corny but he loved it. #globalblogging
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Just as well I have a frozen lasagne in the freezer right now, I was struggling with ideas! ;)#KCACOLS
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sorry #globalblogging (just finished my kcacols comments lol)
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Haha. Love this. I get so bored of Valentine’s idea posts this time of year. Who has time for all that? #GlobalBlogging
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Haha this is me. Just don’t care (much) about Valentine’s Day! #globalblogging
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Me either. It just seems like a ton of effort and all the restaurants are so crowded.
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Haha thank you so much for sharing something that is realistic! #GlobalBlogging
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I know, I’ve seen other posts that made me feel completely inadequate to the task of life!
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Love that card!!! I kind of like these kind of Valentine’s days…
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Oops, i kind of forgot the #globalblogging tag!
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I’m all about less stress!
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Hehe, I (kind of) enjoyed this post 😄 We don’t really celebrate Valentine’s much, so anything is a bonus really. But I don’t think I can be bothered with clean sheets lol 😎
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Sheets really are pushing it, I hate making the bed!
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Right!? 😅😂
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Haha enjoyed reading this – we don’t really bother with Valentine’s Day but I love lasagna so might push the boat out 🙂 #globalblogging
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Lasagna is so yummy! And the frozen ones get the job done when you can’t be bothered to cook!
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Haha a funny read! #globalblogging
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Thank you!
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Haha! Very funny. The sort of thing I would do last minute!
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Cute! Last year was parent teacher night so it all went out the window anyway….#GlobalBlogging
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Haha I love this!! The last one is brilliant #GlobalBlogging
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Thank you!
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hahaha – love this. love to showlove any day of the year but hate being told to do it on a certain day. I kinda love my Hubby but I don’t after 23 years… meh. 😉 ❤
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Hahahaha, I also hate being told to go nuts with love on a specified day each year. Hubster shows his love every morning by emptying the dishwasher while I sleep.
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This is brilliant! Nothing says I (kind of) love you like frozen garlic bread!
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Love this my Oh would love a lasagne and garlic bread as we rarely have it. I may have to quote your poem 😊 #BloggersBest
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Use the poem, no sense in us both straining our brains!
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haha this made me smile!! Throw everything under the bed?? Sounds about right. Thanks for sharing with #bloggersbest x
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Love this! My hubby and I don’t do Valentine’s Day, but we do see it as an excuse to have a ‘nice’ dinner! (ie. get someone else to cook)
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I used to do all that stuff when I was in a relationship. It didn’t get appreciated though. That’s how you find out you’re with the wrong one lol #anythinggoes
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Coming back again from #GlobalBlogging
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Hahaha Heather this is fab! To be fair I’d be quite happy with any of these things. A jar of Oreo cookies is true love surely!? 😂 #DreamTeam x
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It just be, or Hubster and I are in trouble!
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Some great ideas. I think the little notes are great, something they wouldn’t expect. 🙂
#anythinggoes
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Oreos, whether in the package or in a jar, are a know medicinal factor for keeping the love alive You got it, girl! #globalblogging xoxo
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I knew Oreos were critical to a happy marriage!
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haha … that’s (kind of) hysterical! I’m sure I’d be divorced by now if I didn’t make the bed properly – he has issues! lol #globalblogging
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Hubster likes the bed made, I told him it’s his chore then. He complains, but he does it!
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Hiya! I’ve (kind of) commented on this post before 😉 Still funny! #ThatFridayLinky
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I haven’t even thought of Valentine’s day yet. Best I get to it hey 😂 #globalblogging
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What an interesting alternative to how we normally do Valentines #Globalblogging
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This Valentine’s Day my husband and I are staying home with the two babies. We will make dinner together. He promised to give me flowers and chocolate! He’d better keep his promise! Lol. Fun read! Thanks for the inspiration.
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Oh I forgot to put #blogcrush! Really enjoyed reading this.
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Very helpful! #blogcrush
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What a fab idea great ways to show your love Thank you for linking to #Thatfridaylinky please come back next week
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Great ideas, I think flowers are a winner every time! Thanks for sharing with #fortheloveofBLOG
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I’d settle for a takeaway and good film! Thanks for joining in with #ThatFridayLinky
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Ha! This (kind of) sounds like valentines day most years in our house. I found the card I gave to Dave last year a couple of days ago and thought I might give it to him again and see if he notices… #BlogCrush
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That is definitely a good plan! Hubster has given me the same one twice and I didn’t notice…he’s brilliant!
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Haha! This is awesome 😀 #thatfridaylinky
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Thank you!
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Back at you from #blogcrush xoxo
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