Today is one of those days where I want to peel my face off and go do something productive as someone else.
Anyone else feeling that way?! No? Okay, awkward silence.
I have dealt with the most inept people today who are incapable of seeing logic and fulfilling a simple request. I wish everyone was Amazon. Amazon rocks. I could ask Amazon why the world is round and I bet they’d give me an explanation. I mean, it may not be scientifically accurate, but at least they wouldn’t tell me to go get fucked.
Thanks non-Amazon people, you all suck the big one today.
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