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So tonight I have some grand plans. I have some salmon in my freezer and a load of dirty dishes in my sink. I figure I’ll kill two birds with one stone and cook the salmon in the dishwasher while I clean my plates.

ARE YOU SHANKING ME?!?!?!

This is really happening somewhere?!?!

And there are cookbooks being dedicated to the technique?!?!?!

Well, let me tell you something. I don’t care how many times you tell me to foil wrap my food multiple times; I am NOT putting my food into the dishwasher with soap and cooking it with my nasty e. coli covered dirty dishes.

Not happening.

People are so worried about GMO food and the new trend is eating your dish soap with a side of salmon?!?!

It’s makes no sense people!!

And to you dorks that will tell me it is more environmentally friendly I have two things for you to think on. One, most of the “recipes” call for repeated cycles to be run. Two, how much toilet paper do you think you will use when you get the shits from the soap on your fish?!?!

Dumbasses. Killing themselves one idea at a time.


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