So as you all know, yesterday was the day of the big elections. I was reelected as The President and the Daddybeast has been ordered to remain in his post, apparently he wasn’t up for reelection and there is no stepping down. Well, after a rough night and early morning Lola is demanding a recount of the votes.
I tried to make Lola aware that there was only one vote and it was hers. She said she demands the improperly collected ballots be thrown out and the campaigning start again tonight with a vote tomorrow morning.
I bet you’re wondering what happened.
Lola is very “top-heavy” shall we say? Well, Lola jumped onto the wooden baby gate, but managed to get her ribcage stuck on it and ended up crashing into the ground on the other side, FACE FIRST. The President was freaking out! Lola limped away with a sore leg, some bruised ribs and a hurting mouth.
There may have been a very stern lecture dished out.
So now we have to have another vote. In the running for The President is me…obviously, I’m going to win since I know how to schmooze. I’m offering bacon samples at tonight’s campaign fundraiser…
In the role of Daddybeast we have Jason running, who will definitely be reelected due to the fact that there is only one Daddybeast in the world. And the position is not a set term, nor is it voted in. You just ARE this position, kind of like you ARE the ball when bowling.
In the newest slot open, Auntie Jaye has been nominated to The Vice President position. Lola said this position entails stepping into The President role should the current one die, get electrocuted, overly stuff herself at a buffet, or succumb to a bacon induced coma. It also means you must take the 17.6 hour CPR course she offers.
I had to take it last night, in human time it feels even longer.
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3 replies on “Lola demands a vote count…”
WHY AM I NOT IN THE RUNNING???????
Can I be her social secretary?