A darkened bedroom.

Suddenly, a screen goes bright.

You press add to cart.

Each relaxing click,

leads you closer to slumber.

Your cart overflows.

There’s one final step.

Delete the eclectic cart.

Your wallet thanks you.


This series is intended to highlight the ridiculous antics of adulthood – a milestone we all wanted to reach as quickly as we could. Unfortunately, the reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be. It turns out, there are a lot of monthly bills and no one cooks you dinner!

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