Today’s parts will be played by Lola, a cheeky English bulldog, and Heather, a blogger who eats too much Taco Bell and takes frequent day naps. There is also a small cameo by Hubster, the almost silent partner in this family.
Lola: Alright, tell me about the blog post. What kind of story are we writing?
Heather: No, no. There’s no story.
Lola: No story? So what is it?
Heather: What did you do today?
Lola: I wiggled my nubby at you.
Heather: There’s a blog post. That’s a blog post.
Lola: How is that a blog post?!
Hubster: Well, uh, maybe something happens after she wiggled her nubby.
Heather: No. Nothing happens.
Hubster: Well something happens.
Lola: Well why would I read it?
Heather: Because it’s on the internet.
I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet
Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much or click to see a special collection below: