Last year I started a bit of a furor over my thoughts on adulthood – it seems that no matter your country, the entire story plot has been a lie. Instead of freedom and fun we got bills and responsibility. Is it too late to ask our parents to pull out the time machine and make the world an okay place again?! Check out Adulthood is… volume one.
I don’t want to pay them. I don’t like to pay them.
Between your waistline and your budget, two pizzas is an extravagance you can’t risk.
Then you wake up at 2am and curse yourself. Yet you damn well know you’ll do it again!
Then hoping your spouse plays it cool so your friends don’t know you think they’re crazy.
I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet
Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much or click to see a special collection below: