The internet is full of motivational quotes for people who want to improve their lives. However, there is one segment of the population who doesn’t seem to be represented enough – the couch potato.
Couch potatoes are real people with real problems.
Sure, their problems may seem inconsequential to those unfamiliar with their values, but I think workout problems are a bit silly as well – pick things up and put them down. I’m also baffled that some find drinking water difficult, but there are dozens of inspirational quotes spurring you to hydrate until your bladder floats away.
In honor of all my fellow couch potatoes who need inspiration to maintain their chosen lifestyle, I’ve come up with a few motivational quotes with you in mind.

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You do! But other than you, no one is telling me my lifestyle is awesome!
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What is wrong with them? How can they not see that this lifestyle is the best!
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They bought into the ‘health and fitness’ crap that everyone keeps pushing. Silly people. We all die someday! 😁
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Yeah, and they will die having eaten way less pizza than we did.
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Pizza is so yummy! I eat at least one a week.
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It is required eating.
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LOL, I love the pizza one. I did have a dream once that I was at a buffet and I was so happy piling up all kinds of foods on my plate. It was the best dream ever! #AnythingGoes
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That sounds like an amazing dream!
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LOL – love this. Will definitely test the pizza one out this weekend #BloggerClubUK
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I love the pizza one. I also love the book one! That one I can totally get behind and man it would be nice if pizza had no calories! 😂 #mixitup
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Calorie free pizza – I imagine that’s what heaven holds.
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I love calorie free pizza! YUM! #GlobalBlogging
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Do the rules apply if I dream of icecream? #mixitup
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Yes! That would be calorie-free ice cream.
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Num ber four is brill!! #MixitUp
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Such inspiration. Thank you.
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I am a fan of the book vacations…#Globalblogging
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They are so wonderful and cheap!
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Just enjoy the damn pizza!!! #GlobalBiogging
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I agree, I never hesitate to eat pizza!
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I am making pizza for dinner tonight. Maybe I will try to take a nap this afternoon so I can dream of pizza, then eat an extra slice. Great advice!
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A perfect plan!
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Love the pizza one! Hope I will dream of pizza tonight!
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Then you can eat breakfast pizza!
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Brilliant advice as usual!
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Thank you!
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This is a real inspiration in the run up to Christmas. I fully intend to be doing my daily exercise running to the fridge for wine. #GlobalBlogging
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That is brilliant Jo!
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Brilliant! Especially the easiest way to vacation is in the pages of a new book! I’m going to share that with children. #globalblogging
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Love the vacation in a book one! Hello from another couch potato! Books for the win!
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Books are the best!
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What if I dream of chocolate cake? Does the rule still apply? #globalblogging
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The rule applies! Any food that is dreamt of becomes calorie free for the next 24 hours.
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Such fun advice, all tongue in cheek with a little reality thrown in!
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Thank you for appreciating it, sometimes people spend too much time figuring out if I am being serious or not. You summed me up perfectly!
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I am definitely a coach potato
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Welcome fellow potato tot!
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haha, guilty! I’m in 🙂
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#globalblogging
These quotes are hilarious!
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Thank you!
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My sort of motivation #globalblogging
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In my case if I dream of cake the calories don’t count if I eat it. lol #globalblogging
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I love your quote on the importance of exercising – if that was printed on a t-shirt I would definitely be wearing it! #globalblogging
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Haha, this is very timely, as I’m sitting here munching on some pizza while reading this! x
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Pizza makes my heart happy!
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