Death has decided to pay a visit. He’s wearing that hideous black robe and holding his ridiculous weapon. As if he wouldn’t just carry a shank concealed in a pocket. Come on death, get with the times already! Death is allowing you a slight reprieve – you get to choose one thing to do on your final day. What will you choose to do?!
Yep, there’s the scenario. Now get onto Twitter and see what choices I’ve given you. Hint: there are meatballs.
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