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I’ve been cleaning up my blog to provide a better reader experience.

Typing that sentence made me feel like a hipster doofus.

It’s possible I’ve lived in the Pacific Northwest for too long because I now think everything is an “experience” and not just something to kill time with because you’re bored and the cable went out, leaving you with this blog as your last desperate attempt at entertainment.

You know what? Challenge accepted! Welcome to the Thunder Dome, I’ll provide you with some laughter and hopefully the cable will come back on momentarily.

Seriously, momentarily. I’ve only got this little blurb and you’ll be done reading it in 10 seconds.

"The Fat Kid Creed Nothing interferes with the eating schedule. Sleeping is the only acceptable form of exercise. Any activity that interferes with those goals must be halted immediately."

Well, that was it. If your cable hasn’t been fixed yet, you can always stare at a wall.

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