Ordering pizza.
Your budget says to get one.
Your belly objects.
Cue the promo code!
Two for the low price of one.
What witchcraft is this?!
So used to conflict,
your brain hesitates in fear.
Just get the pizzas!
This series is intended to highlight the ridiculous antics of adulthood – a milestone we all wanted to reach as quickly as we could. Unfortunately, the reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be. It turns out, there are a lot of monthly bills and no one cooks you dinner!
Shank You Very Much 