This weekend Hubster, Lola, and I hosted our first barbecue of the season for our friends. It rained. It rained a lot. Needless to say, Hubster stood in the rain wielding a spatula and I cheered him on from the window while chatting with friends.
Hubster will use this in his self-defense strategy after he offs me permanently.
In other non-murdering news, I said things on social media and have gathered some highlights for you. Well, I’m calling them highlights – that way it sounds like my life is way more exciting than it actually is.
My mother was right, I am a rotten child.
That voice is so smart. And still sounds like Darth Vader.
I’m friend for now, but if I die she said she’ll eat me to survive. Sounds fair.
Lola and I tried to dance while chanting and now we both need to see a doctor.
I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet
Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much or click to see a special collection below: