I partied hard this week, which was a wild departure from my normal couch potato lifestyle. I had to leave my house three days in a row and I can tell you that it was as weird for me as it was for those who had to interact with me. I apologize to anyone who was frightened by the grinning lunatic who watched everyone with a keen blogger’s eye – prepared to write about all of your lives while you tried to complete your daily errands in peace.
The lady in front of my looked terrified and ended up driving past the ordering window. I laughed as she drove around the building and ended up behind me in line.
An obvious pun, but one I’ve never heard until I invented it. Feel free to nominate me for a humor award or two.
Adventure did not find me that day. I’m still bitter about it.
Sometimes I try to trick Lola, but her eyes always return to me within seconds.
I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet
Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much or click to see a special collection below: