Sometimes, just when I’m worried that my brain is running out of things to say, it comes roaring back to social media faster than my fingers can type. I have contemplated making some new friends so I have someone to talk to during the day – my current group of friends all go to a day job. Unfortunately, new friends means I would probably have to put on pants during the day.
Social media has never once judged me for sitting in my pajamas all day!
Here are a few random thoughts I shouted into the internet, desperately hoping someone would hear me. Maybe they would laugh.
Maybe they would send Taco Bell.
Not only do I not want to put on real pants, I don’t even want to tap buttons.
I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet
Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much