Humour – Shank You Very Much

The odd animal mash-up…

It’s cute, it’s cuddly, and it wants to eat your face.

Every day, a terrifying nightmare plays out on screens across the globe.

Is there nothing safe in this world any more?!

We’re hot, we’re cranky, and the sun just won’t quit shining.

I wasn’t prepared for the twist at the end.

And just like that, a word existed where none had before.

The key is to act natural – and run away as fast as you can!

Weekends are for adventures, even if they’re only on your TV.

Now that we know they are out there, we need to find out what they eat.

There are no small sandwiches, only small imaginations.