A known predator,
of the middle-aged body.
Pillow density.
A nightly routine,
endorsed by the Goldilocks.
It must be just right.
This series is intended to highlight the ridiculous antics of adulthood – a milestone we all wanted to reach as quickly as we could. Unfortunately, the reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be. It turns out, there are a lot of monthly bills and no one cooks you dinner!
Shank You Very Much 