Motivation is at a minimum…

A beep fills the air.
You gaze from across the room,
but you don’t stand up.

A second beep blares.
Curiosity spikes, yet
you mimic a sloth.

A third beep echoes.
Your luck shifts – your spouse walks by.
The phone comes to you!

About Adulthood in Disguise

This series is intended to highlight the ridiculous antics of adulthood – a milestone we all wanted to reach as quickly as we could. Unfortunately, the reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be. It turns out, there are a lot of monthly bills and no one cooks you dinner!