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Poll Tuesday week 23…

15 Tuesday Aug 2017

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I have to be honest, last week’s poll result was a bit of a disappointment. Granted, I received death threats the week prior, but I also received 430 votes on that poll. Last week only 41 votes were cast. I do not blame you, my dear readers. I blame myself. I was playing with family who flew in for a visit and I forgot to pay attention to you all. Allow me to make it up to you this week. Not only am I running the poll, but Lola is heavily interested in the outcome as well. If you’re not going to vote to make me happy, do it to make Lola happy. I mean, look at this face.

Lola

Now, put down the Lola and go cast your vote on Twitter. My handle is on the bottom of every blog post. Just click it. Yep, right there. Click it.

Twitter Poll Tuesday

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I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet

You can also find me on Instagram @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns

Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much or click to see a special collection below:

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Poll Tuesday week 22…

08 Tuesday Aug 2017

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This week I’m on a vacation with my 6-year-old nephew and his mommy. I was going to skip the poll but I thought you would all want a follow-up since last week’s poll brought out the trolls. The poll devolved into the worst sort of online mayhem and resulted in my receiving death threats. All because I asked about robots.

However, I had the last laugh. The troll lost his Twitter account and my poll received 430 votes on it! So, let’s try to hit that number again without the death threats, shall we?!

Head on over to Twitter and vote on this week’s shenanigans!

Twitter Poll Tuesday

Check out my Facebook page @ShankYouHeather

I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet

You can also find me on Instagram @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns

Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much or click to see a special collection below:

Poll Tuesday week 21…

01 Tuesday Aug 2017

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Every week I look forward to releasing my Twitter poll. I always think of questions that I think my readers will have fun with, nothing is intended to be serious. It’s just a group of people contemplating the oddest of circumstances, and deciding which ridiculous decision they will choose. However, there are people in this world who believe all fun should die a slow death. To these trolls I say, go fuck yourself.

Last night I posted my weekly poll and it quickly grew a life of its own. Within 2 hours, it had been voted on and retweeted more than any of my previous polls. Everyone was having fun with the choices and enjoying the brief respite from what can be an annoyingly difficult world. No one was worrying about North Korea, no one was debating who voted for who in the US elections, it was all fun.

Then the troll had to voice his opinion.

Within minutes I was involved in a battle of wits. Sadly, the troll didn’t have any of those and my retorts just upset him further and further. Other people joined the fray, a bit to defend me at first, then to just sit back and watch the troll be served a cold dish of ‘I owned your ass’ when I let loose. The troll couldn’t even come up with any response after a few minutes, apparently his vocabulary wasn’t up to scratch.

I think he may still be googling some of the big words.

I may have also used some of his previous tweets as evidence to his daring hypocrisy in lecturing me on my finding amusement in a post apocalyptic scenario.

So to all the internet trolls I’d like to repeat how I feel about your useless, joy-sucking, dreadful lives – go fuck yourself.

Everyone else should head on over to my Twitter profile to vote because you can appreciate that life doesn’t always have to be so serious!

Twitter Poll Tuesday

Check out my Facebook page @ShankYouHeather

I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet

You can also find me on Instagram @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns

Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much or click to see a special collection below:

Poll Tuesday week 20…

25 Tuesday Jul 2017

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Death has decided to pay a visit. He’s wearing that hideous black robe and holding his ridiculous weapon. As if he wouldn’t just carry a shank concealed in a pocket. Come on death, get with the times already! Death is allowing you a slight reprieve – you get to choose one thing to do on your final day. What will you choose to do?!

Yep, there’s the scenario. Now get onto Twitter and see what choices I’ve given you. Hint: there are meatballs.

Twitter Poll Tuesday

Check out my Facebook page @ShankYouHeather

I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet

You can also find me on Instagram @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns

Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much or click to see a special collection below:

Poll Tuesday week 19…

18 Tuesday Jul 2017

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This week I am pondering what the world record of going without sleep is. I don’t know why, it may have something to do with jet lag and my inability to sleep more than a few hours at a time. I have always been a champion sleeper, but maybe after 33 years of napping the days away I’ve finally stored up enough to keep me going. At least for the next week or so.

I miss nap time, please come back soon!

Twitter Poll Tuesday

Check out my Facebook page @ShankYouHeather

I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet

You can also find me on Instagram @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns

Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much or click to see a special collection below:

Every day we get closer to elections…

22 Thursday Sep 2016

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Well, the U.S. is getting closer and closer to election day and everyone in the world is watching the horror unfold in front of their faces. Each day I read the news I am more convinced that something terrible will happen in November. My friends’ social media posts are filled with terror and every post is a contradiction on who we should vote for. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

I’m running for President. 

Now, I know what you’re thinking- I can’t possibly win. Hear me out. I’ve come up with a slogan and I’ve even been given a dollar by a friend who wants to help with my campaign. (I used it to buy a candy. Hey, I’ve got to start spending money like a politician- there’s no room for morals and spending on things like medicine for the elderly.)

That’s what we’re doing ~ That’s how you do it ~ And that’s done

It’s a three-part slogan which I think is very sophisticated. It shows I’m dedicated to complex problem-solving and I don’t shy away from the big issues. It’s also a delicate reminder that I’m in charge and all you little people should just let me lead the way. I’ve written some examples on how I’d debate the issues.

We’re going to fix this broken immigration system ~ We’ll allow immigrants ~ And that’s done

We’re going to fix Medicaid ~ We’ll fund it ~ And that’s done

We’re going to solve the debt crisis ~ We’ll pay it off ~ And that’s done

See how well the three-part system works?!?!? I’m solving the problems of this country with my brain alone! Vote for me by writing my name on the ballot. If I win, I’ll send you a t-shirt…or maybe I won’t because politicians do not have to follow through on promises if they don’t feel like it.

Witty- Keet for President

Check out my Facebook page @ShankYouVeryMuch 

I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet

You can also find me on Instagram @shankyouheather 

Lola and I opened a store so we can hopefully cover the world in her Bulldog face, check it out at Shank You Very Much