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Poll Tuesday week 32…

17 Tuesday Oct 2017

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Howdy everyone! Yeah, I don’t know why I used howdy either. I feel weird now.

Maybe I need to get some cowboy boots and tuck my jeans into them or something. I blame my mother, she loves cows and decorated her house in a Southwestern desert motif. One glance into her house and you’re transported to the back of a horse, herding cattle and chewing on a stalk of wheat.

She even sent Lola a button up cowgirl shirt and cowgirl hat to wear… and not just on Halloween!

Alright, now that I’ve said all those words, go vote on my poll. I spent more time coming up with the question than I did on this random tangent about the Arizona desert and my mother’s interior decorating.

And that last sentence was a lie. See, I told you I felt weird today.

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Poll Tuesday week 31…

10 Tuesday Oct 2017

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Another week, another weird question. I dazzled my mind with a Marvel movie marathon so I thought it was fitting to pose a question about radioactive DNA. To be honest though, you may need to give this poll some extra thought because narwhals and sea turtles each have distinct advantages in the super power department.

I’m not voting for either of those options.

Head on over now and see which creature I want to get my super powers from!

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Poll Tuesday week 30…

03 Tuesday Oct 2017

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This week has finally delivered us to the fall. For those unaware, I hate the fall. I love the weather, I love Halloween, and I love the fact that Hocus Pocus the movie will play on repeat for the entire month. I do not, however, like the ridiculous invasiveness of pumpkin everything.

It’s seriously pumpkin everything!

Pumpkin pie, pumpkin coffee, pumpkin cookies, pumpkin potpourri and scents burning in every home I enter. Pumpkin leggings, pumpkin t-shirts, pumpkin lattes, pumpkin seeds being toasted in every home’s oven. Pumpkin everywhere!

Ugh.

So, obviously the poll this week will feature pumpkins. Go vote!

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Poll Tuesday week 29…

26 Tuesday Sep 2017

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Well, well, well, week 29 has snuck up on me. For the mathematically challenged, that is 203 days that I’ve applied myself to doing something and actually did it.

Without missing a single poll!

I think the only other thing I’ve done this well has been taking care of Lola. How could I not?! Her squishy face and adorable personality greets me each morning.

Now, enough of the chit-chat, head on over to Twitter now because we’re discussing revenge and candy bars.

WAIT!

Can you also do me a favor and click on the new Cartoon Bulldog design link below? It will take you to my Zazzle store and I would love to know what you think about Lola in all her cartoon glory!

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Free giveaway because it is my blog’s birthday…

22 Friday Sep 2017

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Happy birthday blog, you are now four years old. When you were just a little baby, I had high hopes for you. Hope that you could change the world with your humor. Hope that people would flock to you to see the latest musings of a cake and cheese addicted woman, who is currently working her way towards mid-life. Hope that maybe you could inspire one person to not be the bigger man – but to get the cake AND eat it too!

You have surpassed all my hopes, and even created some new ones. You’ve made me hope to visit the UK and check out one of those blogger awards that I didn’t even know existed before you. You’ve made me hope for a big paycheck from book royalties so I can afford to eat Taco Bell every night of the week if I wish to – and I do wish for it! You’ve made me hope that my nieces and nephews will eventually tell people that they are related to the magnificent Heather Keet, author of life observations that everyone sees on their own but still want to read about.

So, happy birthday blog! Let’s try to get some shit accomplished between all the cake eating and Taco Bell trips.

Happy Birthday

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Poll Tuesday week 28…

19 Tuesday Sep 2017

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I’ve got so many burning questions for my fellow humans, it seems I may never run out! I hope you’re ready for another week of:

What will this weirdo ask me next?!

Head on over to Twitter, there is a very serious discussion involving breakfast!

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Oh yeah, Lola also asks you to send any questions you may need answering into the comment area. She took last week off, but she’s ready to help mankind once again. It’s puppy wisdom at it’s finest!

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Poll Tuesday week 27…

12 Tuesday Sep 2017

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This week’s poll is going to tell me a lot about your parenting style. Maybe. Ok, I don’t know if it actually will, but I’m going to have fun finding out!

Thanks to your piss poor planning, you now need a last-minute babysitter. Head on over to see which four superheroes* I’m forcing you to choose from.

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Poll Tuesday week 26…

05 Tuesday Sep 2017

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Another week, another weird poll question. This week I’ve decided to throw you a question about family. Everyone always says their family is everything, like we’ve been programmed from babyhood to rely on them for food, clothing, shelter, etc.

Ok, I guess when you look at it that way, family is everything.

This week though, I’m betting a few people come out of the shadows and give me their real thoughts on their family members.

Head on over to vote now!

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Game nights and first aid kits…

04 Monday Sep 2017

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Game Night

Things took a turn for the worse last night. I had a wonderful barbecue with great friends and we played a board game. I love board games, nothing is better than moving a plastic man around a game board as I laugh maniacally and rub my hands together. However, this board game did not turn out that well. You see, I played Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?

It turns out, I am NOT smarter than a fifth grader.

I did pretty well, but my teammate and I were eventually flummoxed by the simplest question. It was true or false. Buzz Aldrin was not the first person to walk on the moon. We said false.

We got it wrong. In our defense, he was on the exact same spaceflight as the guy who touched the moon first, so it’s easy to become discombobulated. The way the question is phrased leads you to somehow doubt everything you know to be true until you are no longer sure someone even walked on the moon. We even used a cheat and the other team answered false also!

Somehow, I still don’t feel better. What did make me feel better was that the fifth grader who was playing with us was not smarter than a fifth grader.

Here’s a note about the game, it’s Canadian so you will have to answer a lot of questions about Canadian government. Yeah. My school didn’t really cover any of that, and if they did, I was busy eating a cupcake and couldn’t hear them.

I’m going back to Monopoly!

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Poll Tuesday week 25…

29 Tuesday Aug 2017

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Week 25. Who would have thought I would still be standing?! 25 weeks ago I posted my first ever poll question on Twitter. I never thought it would take off the way it has. We’ve had some ups and downs, like all good partnerships, but we always seem to remain friends after the poll has closed.

Well, except for the guy who sent me a death threat. He’s not a friend.

This poll has given me hope that the world isn’t as messed up as the news tells me it is. I mean, we’re still pretty messed up – but at least there’s that ray of hope that most of us want to fix it. So join us on the bright and shiny unicorn side – we’ve got humor and weird questions to answer. And who knows, maybe you’ll make a new friend.

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I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet

You can also find me on Instagram @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns

Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much or click to see a special collection below: