Lola decided she could no longer tolerate lockdown. I should have known she was planning something when she kept humming along to a tune only she could hear. Suffice it to say, one ear infection and $265 later, Lola did indeed get out of the house for a few hours of freedom. Not only that, she managed to finagle an order of French fries on the way home!

Sing along to Lola’s parody of I Want to Break Free by Queen.

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I have to escape
I have to escape
I have to escape from this house
Before I lose the last of my sanity
I have to escape
I know, I know I have to escape

I’ve found a way out
I’ve found a way out of this prison
And I know I just need to time it
To make a clean break
I know, I know I have to escape

It sounds a bit mad, hey
I have to do it even if I get the plague
Now my ear is inflamed
And I whimper with pain
Oh, now I make my big break
Oh, how I need to escape

Oh, how I need to escape
(Awesome guitar solo!)

But there is a hitch
I must get past the one who guards me, one who guards me
One who guards me, out of love
I can’t stay locked up, hey
I know, I have to escape

So I will just grab my cape
I have to escape
I have to escape
I need to escape, yeah

I want, I need, I must, I have to escape

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