Have you ever wondered what you would do if you were locked inside a walk-in freezer and had no way to let yourself out?
I bet you are thinking about it now!
I have spent more time than is probably sane thinking about this very scenario. For starters, where is this freezer that I find myself trapped in? Did I wander into a Taco Bell and decide to help myself to the nacho cheese while the workers were busy making burritos for everyone?
As long as I’m in there, I might as well have a snack.
Who locked me in the freezer? Freezers are not typically so big that you fail to see a person standing in one. That means that the worker must have locked me in on purpose. Maybe they are trying to teach me a lesson, or maybe they are just a serial killer in training.
Either way, my future isn’t looking so bright.
Now that my brain has gotten this topic out of the way, let’s turn to the real point of today’s post. Have you finished your Christmas shopping? I did, which is wild since it’s the start of November. I did think that maybe Hubster needed a few more gifts under the tree…
Do you think Santa is the serial killer who locks me in a freezer?!
I might need to get more sleep, my brain seems a bit chaotic.
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Hahahaha! I do get a kick out of the way you think! I would much rather be locked in a refrigerator, at least then the food would all be edible. It makes me think of when I was working in a restaurant (summer job) doing prep work, and I had the delicious job of making chocolate mousse. I would sometimes sneak into the walk in with a soup spoon and help myself to a nice big spoonful…naughty, naughty, naughty!😂
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Chocolate mousse is my favorite! I had it at my wedding and ate more of it than I’ll ever admit.
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What do you do? I vaguely think you are meant to kick the bottom corner or something to break the seal but I think I just made that up #Globalblogging
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I would hope that someone may read this post and make sure they put an emergency pull cord that will pop the door open!
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I wouldn’t fare well. I suffer with cold urticaria, which means my skin is allergic to cold temperatures. Being locked in the fridge wouldn’t do me any favours!
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That sounds really hard to live with! Definitely stay away from freezers.
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I wouldn’t fare well. I suffer with cold urticaria, which means my skin is allergic to cold temperatures. Being locked in the fridge wouldn’t do me any favours!
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Burrr, I think those snacks might well not taste so good in the freezer with you! #Globalblogging
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That’s a very good point – I need to break out!
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Wow, I could hyperventilate just THINKING about being locked in a freezer.
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It seems like it would be easy to just open the lid from the inside…unless someone put something weighty on top to prohibit that action…:-0
Ive barely even started Christmas shopping.
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The thought of being locked in a freezer is frightening! I think I would sing myself to sleep!
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That’s not a bad plan!
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This is a something I have actually oddly thought a lot about. At my Grandfather’s funeral, there was a story about him driving a forklift into a freezer (that’s a pretty big industrial freezer) and getting locked in. This was of course way before the time of mobile phones. I’m not sure we ever discovered how he managed to get out! #GlobalBlogging
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Oh man, I would love to know the ending to that story. I wonder if he had to drive the forklift straight through the door and bust it down?!
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This one reminded me of a true crime programme I watched once. #GlobalBlogginng
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I feel like locked in a freezer would be a terrible way to die but I also think it might be OK because you just get cold and go to sleep.
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Not a good predicament!!! Better than incineration, I guess, though! And no, no Christmas till December in our house! #GlobalBlogging
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Incineration… That just sent chills down my spine. What a terrible way to die!
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I would be scared out of my wits!!! Thought provoking post though. 😂
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My brain likes to scare itself on a daily basis 😆 Thanks for reading!
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