Lately I’ve given some thought to printing up executive business cards. I’m not sure they can be termed ‘executive’ business cards when their purpose is to promote my book, blog, and doodle endeavors, but I’m going to continue doing so until someone calls bullshit on my word choice.
Resist the urge to do it now – a few minutes with an inflated head won’t hurt me.
I inevitably became stumped on the section of the ‘executive’ business card where a job title gets listed. I wanted to put writer, but wouldn’t that mean that anyone who writes a sentence can call themselves that? Half of Twitter is qualified to use that title! I pondered adding freelance to writer to make it official, but that made me feel like a journalist. Considering this blog can be (definitely is) exaggerated for amusement, I might accidentally get labeled a fake news peddler.
Surely there must be a better job title for someone of my stature!
Now might be the time for you to pop my inflated head.
Here’s a list of job titles I’ve come up with so far –
- CEO of Thought Train
- Director of Daytime Shenanigans
- Sentence Supervisor
- Vice President of Stuff I Thought
- Curator of Crayons
- President of Night Brain
- COO of Random Words
- Keyboard Commander
- Ambassador of Genuine Laughter
- Creator of Night Mayhem
- Web Surfer Extraordinaire
- Alphabet Engineer
Now I just need to narrow it down to one!
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I like “Ambassador of Genuine Laughter “ You are so full of fun and love. You just make me laugh!!💖
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While I like both the President of Night Brain and the Creator of Night Mayhem they somehow imply that you are only at your best at night (kind of Vampire like) which I know isn’t true. Ambassador of Genuine Laughter has a very regal ring. I think however that you should consider Solicitor General of Nacho Cheese. You have quite the library of Taco Bell stories.
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Solicitor General does sound very official – I like it!
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I like Keyboard Commander. It sounds so powerful…Sentence supervisor sounds the role much further down the chain….#GlobalBlogging
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That’s a good point, I want to be the big boss!
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I like curator of crayons that sounds very creative.
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That’s my personal favorite, crayons are the best!
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Keyboard Commander has a nice ring to it…
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Why narrow it down to one? Why not list ALL of your job titles on your card? Think of how impressive that would be. Just a suggestion! 🙂
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People would be very impressed!
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I’m with Laurie, you could be all of the above, I’d go with a few of the most popular options. #GlobalBlogging
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Imagine how fun it would be to read the resume that matched that business card!
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Keyboard Commander AND Alphabet Engineer — please email my consultant’s fee to my Swiss account #GlobalBlogging
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Hahahaha, I need a Swiss account to go with my new job titles!
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You do!
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Keyboard Commander does have a nice ring to it!
You are so fun, Heather!
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Thank you!
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I’m not good at naming things so I wouldn’t know but I do like Alphabet Engineer though 🙂 #GlobalbBlogging
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I think that’s my favorite.
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I don’t know, I love them all!
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