Lately I’ve been feeling more adult than normal. I think I can chalk that up to temporarily being assigned childcare duties for my two young nieces while their parents remained at home and enjoyed a few weeks of sleep. I had to eat… broccoli. Broccoli! (Blogger shudders in remembered horror.)
Setting a good example is really hard.
I didn’t get to make a midnight Taco Bell run for two whole weeks because kids sleep at night and even the lure of nacho cheese doesn’t help them to stay awake. I know because I tried to convince them to become my midnight wing-women but the snoring made the task impossible.
In my defense, I said setting a good example was really hard – so I chose corruption instead.
Obviously, I’m still not a full-fledged adult. Here are some warning signs that you are moving into adult territory. I recommend you throw the car into reverse and haul ass to escape the inevitable – maybe you’ll be the one who successfully gets away.
My mom is a huge fan of trying to foresee how to dress the next day. I just show up in slippers (flip flops) and get my feet wet if it rains. Adulthood, thwarted.
I do this. Adulthood is breathing down my back!
I’m never buying a new car again, that should ensure adulthood can’t catch me.
Something about bones and joints and maybe even hair. I don’t know. I just chew it and carry on with my day.
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My husband works for BBC Parliament so there’s no avoiding the nightly news in our house! #GlobalBlogging
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Does sound inevitable!
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Alas with the state of UK Politics and Brexit, we seem to watch more and more news. Argh!! #GlobalBlogging
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I do the vitamin thing – but not even daily. Just as a random ‘boost’ even tho I know it does nothing. ha! #GlobalBlogging
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Oh dear. Sounds like you’ve reached adulthood! I’ve just reached it now I’m responsible for a mini person! Eeek!
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Thanks for the smile!
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Totally agree. I do the vitamin thingy too, but my weather forecasting for deciding what to wear for work was look out the window and then take a jacket, just in case…:D #GlobalBlogging
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Adulthood? IOverrated. ASvoid #GlobalBlogging
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Corruption of young children is the prerogative of aunts and grandparents. 🙂
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Thank you! I knew I was doing it right!
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I hope you’ve remedied your taco free period since 😜🤪😂
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Three times in one week. I’m like an addict coming out of rehab after lying about being ready!
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Ah I’d rather be a naughty adult. we think too much as adults. My mum always tells me off for not checking the weather and not taking vitamins. Got better things to do..like eating chocolate…#Globalblogging
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Chocolate! Good choice! Weather is unimportant when the cocoa bean is near.
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Oh goodness that news and weather report one is so me! #GlobalBlogging
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I’m not there yet, but probably just out of sheer desperation to hold onto my youth 😆
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Haha! And how true! I have been doing the vitamin thing for years . And I always show up early in any event!
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Oops! Forgot the tag .
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Ha Ha… never thought it was going to be so hard to set a good example for the little one when I am all grown up. 🙂 I am sure Lola is loving all the extra attention. #Globalblogging
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