This saga started with a tale of revenge. Like a canine Darth Vader, Lola is intent on establishing herself as the dominant power in this universe. While her methods are unorthodox, they will strike fear into the hearts of the puny humans who think they are in charge. Catch up with chapter 1 here. We left off with Lola hatching a dinosaur egg, the feared Tyrannosaurus Rex.
What I didn’t tell you was that Lola has more than one egg. I’ve located her dino egg hiding place and found there were in fact five dinosaur eggs. Each one is a different color, leading me to believe that there are multiple species involved. I asked Lola to tell me about the eggs, but she evaded all my attempts by lying down and showing off her belly.
I’m helpless to that tactic, I have to give her a rub!
Luckily, I’m a skilled Lola interrogator and I was finally able to glean some answers. Lola’s dinosaur nest is part of a four-pronged attack designed to recover the canine rights that Lola feels she has been denied. Each dinosaur will serve to strike fear into the hearts of the humans and ensure Lola gets exactly what she wants.
It’s terrifying. It’s adorable. It’s just so Lola.
Lola’s newest baby dinosaur is very apropos – Lola loves to dress up in a Triceratops costume while watching her favorite dinosaur movies. Canine and dino are both brindle colored, comically large heads, and a short, stocky physique that is indicative of their snacking lifestyles. Not one to run when walking will suffice, they both just want to have a nice cuddle on the couch. Unfortunately for the humans, Triceratops are huge and will squish us if we try to keep them off said couch.
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You are sounding outnumbered! 5 eggs! #GlobalBlogging
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I’m in real trouble over here!
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Such a cunning canine!!! #GlobalBlogging
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We are with Lola and learning all about dinosaurs here ont he farm this week. #GlobalBlogging
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However big your audience is you deserve a bigger one. Nobody writes quite like you! #GlobalBlogging
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Thank you, that’s so nice of you to say!!!
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aww I can see Lola rolling onto her back from some well deserved attention as I read… #globalblogging
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It is a truly ingenious plan to distract with the T Rex to utilise the Triceratops. Lola is as cunning as ever! #GlobalBlogging
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And there’s still three more eggs to hit us with! She’s diabolical.
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I suspect that she has carefully chosen each egg to be a dinosaur with a different skill set in order to build up an undefeatable team! #DreamTeam
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I do too. It’s like I live with a tiny brindle dictator.
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Let’s just agree that the Lola (and Tucker, my sweet Saint) would do a much better job of ruling the world than is presently being done and let them have all the eggs and all the couches.
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Agreed!
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Gotta love Lola! So cunning but totally ADORABLE!
#GlobalBlogging
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She is!
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I like Lola’s style. I’m considering hathcing some dinosaur eggs and unleashing terror on my family home… My kids WILL stop stealing my snacks and my husband WILL learn to put empty boxes in the bin instead of back in the cupboard……. #GlobalBlogging
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Your family is about to find out that dinosaurs are very loyal to the person who hatched them.
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I would just give in and give her what she wants! EEK . #GlobalBlogging
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Yeah, that’s my plan!
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Ha ha. Lola is indeed quite devious!
#DreamTeam
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I’m constantly keep on my toes.
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When her dinos hatch, is Lola sure they will obey her will … or will she be the one dominated!!! Only asking … #DreamTeam
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She’s a stubborn bulldog, she’ll rule over them with snacks and an iron paw.
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I think Lola would do a much better being the next UK pm lol x #dreamteam
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She’s ready to take on the job!
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Hahahah Lola is just fantastic! I love her antics.
#Dreamteam
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Thank you!
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…coming through again via #dreamteam
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Ahhh Lola! Love her. #dreamteam
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Thank you!
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Oh my goodness! You will never get to sit on your sofa again! You will just get squished by all the dinos! #DreamTeam
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I’m getting edged out!
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Ah, she’s a crafty one, that Lola! #dreamteam
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Outnumbered! 🙈
#dreamteam
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Definitely!
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I think I would like to spend time in your world – always seems a mix of fun and surreal #DreamTeam
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It is pretty fun!
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So crafty, so cunning, just like children you always have to try and stay one step ahead of them don’t you?!! #dreamteam
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Definitely have to stay ahead. Luckily I ran a daycare for 13 years so I am adept at outsmarting tiny dictators.
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Hehe – that’s a nice try at getting the couch all to yourself Lola! Alfie too has short legs to prefers to try and blend in with the rug on the floor to avoid discovery. #DreamTeam 🙂
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Alfie has natural camouflage! Lucky!
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I think Lola could outfit us all! #dreamteam
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I think Lola could outwit us all- Darn autocorrect!
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She’s a diabolical mastermind!
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Be afraid be very afraid… Lola has a plot! I love Lola, but think she will one day be our leader!! #DreamTeam
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She will! Just remember that you can bribe her with cheese and she’ll give you whatever you want.
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Send Lola round, I probably wouldn’t notice a few extra dinosaurs around the place! #DreamTeam
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They can blend in over there!
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Goodness me what a busy & complicated life Lola has!! #DreamTeam
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She does keep busy with her plans!
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