I don’t think it will come as any surprise to you all that Lola is a bit odd. She writes an advice column, answers to over 32 aliases, and watches television with the intensity of a human. But she’s even odder than you realized, in fact I would dare to say that she is no longer aware that she part of the canine species. Lola has watched Jurassic Park so often, I think she may actually believe she is a dinosaur now.
I blame myself for buying Lola a triceratops costume to wear while watching the movies.
Whenever Lola takes her naps, she has to fetch one of her favorite rubber balls. She then delicately places it on the couch cushion she’s chosen with care – it can’t be too hard or too soft, and it must be positioned so she can see the television without difficulty. Lola then plops her belly down onto her ball and proceeds to nap on it.
As if it’s an egg baby that she can hatch.
The scarier thought is that Lola thinks it is the egg of a Tyrannosaurus Rex and she’s plotting the downfall of the entire human race. She plans on imprinting on her ‘baby’ and then using him to wipe out all the people who have wronged her in life.
Everyone is going to wish they had shared their cheese with Lola.
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That is so cute!!! When evening comes, our little dog will follow me around until I sit on the couch to watch tv, then lie with me. It’s as if she’s saying “Hurry up! It’s time!!”. There is no such pure love in the world as a dog and her mum on the couch. #GlobalBlogging
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Dog and mom on the couch is our idea of happiness!!!
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Thank you. This brought a smile to my face on a Monday morning. #GlobalBlogging
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Glad to hear it, thanks for reading!
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Aw Lola, what a creative mind you have! #GlobalBlogging
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Thank you!
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When you de-code Lola’s thoughts for readers here, suddenly I see my own dog’s motives in a clearer light.
Thank you!
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So many things that seemed innocent now seem a little bit more threatening.
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Dog thoughts are obviously a lot more devious than I would have guessed. And more cheese-centered too.
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I can’t speak for all dog thoughts, but definitely Lola’s are devious and cheese related.
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Now that is one devious dog … world or cheese-domination, whichever comes first! #GlobalBlogging
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I am single-handedly keeping the cheesemakers of the world in business. It’s either that or I prepare to be eaten by a dinosaur, though Lola assures me she will train him to recognize me as a friend.
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That’s good, because dinosaurs are notoriously difficult to start a conversation with …
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Awwww that sounds absolutely adorable juxtaposed with absolutely terrifying. However I’m sure she’s actually hatching a very friendly cheese munching dinosaur! #GlobalBlogging
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I’m hoping that when the dinosaur hatches I can get it hooked on cheese in order to keep it happy.
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An egg-cellent post as ever. You are so creative and clever. #GlobalBlogging
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Thank you!
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Awww this makes me miss my dogs and their funny but cute habits. #globalblogging
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They really do provide such joy!
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Oh, Lola! You make me smile!
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Thank you!
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Hilarious!! I absolutely want to be mates with Lola. I think she’s the only other creature on this earth but me that has never lived a day without the Jurassic Park theme tune stuck in her head….
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That movie series is practically on a continual loop in this house.
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Lola is in very creative company – at least you know you will be alright when she does finally take over the world! Or at the very least the world’s cheese supply! #globalblogging
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I’m definitely safe, but all the other humans…
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Hahaha! I’m a bit scared now… Hadnt realised Lola was so machievelical (I know I spelt that wrong!) #globalblogging
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She really is a tyrant in a tiny fur body
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