The warm weather is coming!
The statement above was not shouted with joyous relief that winter has finally released its hold on our lives. Instead, I am crying and rocking slowly back and forth while I remind myself that this too shall pass. I will miss the winter and its frigid breezes, best experienced through a pane of glass. I will miss the gloomy days that never leave me squinting through a sheen of tears as I desperately try to remember where my sunglasses went. I will most definitely miss… I’ve just thought of something! I’m going to turn my hatred of summer into its own post and let you move along with your day after you catch up on my latest social media ramblings.
Enjoy the sunshine you merry bastards.
Ugh. I hate when that happens.
Alien life. Let’s just start there, shall we Mr. Pepperoni Pizza?
Let me remind you of this scary tidbit – Lola’s brain has been influenced by mine. Yep, now you’re balls out terrified.
I know we need the bees, but it doesn’t mean I’m any less fearful.
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And so you can write nasty notes on jerks cars that park you out of your own driveway so you can’t park your car at the house…#Dreamteam
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That’s another great reason to always carry a pen and paper!
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I thought I was alone in my hatred of the summer! I’m definitely a winter person who loves scarves and chunky jumpers. I hate being hot! #DreamTeam
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You are not alone!
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Haha, butt swords … love it! #DreamTeam
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I do love summer, but I do not love summer clothes.
And I completely agree that pen and paper are standard equipment for SO many reasons.
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“butt Swords” 😂 I’m going to tell my kids bees have butt swords (can’t wait to get called in by their school teachers to discuss it!) #dreamteam
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Refer your children’s teachers to my blog and they’ll understand all future weird answers.
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I hate it when I haven’t got pen or paper, sod’s law that is when my best thoughts occur X #dreamteam
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I LOVE summer…. come on!
However, boob sweat is not a great thing……🤔😂😂
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Love the words you wrote for us! I DO find a lot of answers in pizza!
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Hahaha you have nearly made me miss winter #dreamteam
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I have carefully considered this before and whilst I love a crisp cold winters day I love the summer purely for the fact that it doesn’t take us 30 minutes to get out of the house by loading up with jumpers and coats.
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It definitely does sound easier to leave the house in the summer when you have to tow children around.
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Enjoy the sunshine, you merry bastards 🤣🤣 I find pizza solves most things! #dreamteam
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Pizza is pure magic!
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haha, great ones, as always 🙂 poor old Lola .. #dreamteam
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I am a fall person. Just me. Thanks for sharing this. #dreamteam
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I like spring or fall because they’re not hot but not cold.
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I love summer and winter equally, but I’m not a fan of the in between stuff. I like to know where I am and what I need to wear. #dreamteam
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Haha! Heather… the summer is glorious! It doesn’t usually stay hot for long in the U.K. So perhaps this is why I can say – bring on the sunshine ☀️ #dreamteam
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We get about two months of unbearable heat, which is one month and three weeks longer than I can handle.
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Oh I love summer! It is Winter that drives me loopy. The butt swords made me belly laugh #DreamTeam
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Butt swords do seem to make everyone chuckle!
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I hate forgetting things, so always need to write things down as soon as I think of them. Having said that, the ‘notes’ section on my phone does get used often too! I just added ‘butt swords’ onto my lists! #DreamTeam
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But swords has become quite a thing with my circle of friends, I hope you enjoy using it just as much!
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I’m a winter person but today it is so cold – I have to admit I’m wishing for warmer days. And the worst is winter didn’t even start yet. I always carry a pen and notebook in my bag – always handy when I want to jot something down or if boredom seeps in then I just doodle #dreamteam
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Brutal cold is definitely not fun for and prolonged period of time!
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Summer involves too much bodily maintenance for my liking…Winter practically shouts ‘go forth and thou shall be hairy, and as white as driven snow’ #DreamTeam
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Hahahahahaha! So true!
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As a journalist carrying at least a pen at all times is the number one rule! #DreamTeam
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Definitely!
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Spring and Fall are my seasons but I don’t hate Summer. I love going to the beach and early evening hikes and what not so I’m not complaining about it. But oh man the butt swords! I have to tell my kids that one! 😂 #GlobalBlogging
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Okay, I’m not awake yet because I’m coming from #ABloggingGoodTime where’s my coffee!
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