Last week I finally achieved my dream of publishing my first book. Unfortunately, no one warned me about a serious condition that some writers develop once they get that first book finished.
Rattling Brain Syndrome.
Apparently the book took up a lot of space in my skull and now I have valuable real estate up for grabs. As I frantically catch up on all the words the internet produced over the last year, I had a bit of a meltdown. There was short-circuiting and a bit of smoke coming from my ears, so I’ve decided to give it a break for today and share with you a few funny thoughts I had before my brain turned to goo.
I have my evil laugh perfected for the moment we finally meet.
I love those little bites of pizza – they’re dangerously delicious.
Just using the phrase now probably put me on a watchlist…
I’m not sure who the nearest Frank Furter is, but Lola is going to find you – and probably lick you because your name made her hungry!
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Shank You Very Much 
I think all of us need to use Government Good Squad at least five times today. #anythinggoes
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It’s so much fun! People immediately look around after you say it… like they know they’re being watched.
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haha I love the first one Heather! I know I am also a villain in someone’s life lol! and the government one, that can be so true of so many of us 🙂 #AnythingGoes
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Villains are the best!
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Your sayings are priceless!
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Thank you!
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Has the epic battle scene started yet? Let me know in time so I can get my popcorn in first #MixItUp
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It hasn’t started yet… so disappointing! I will definitely let you know when it begins though, just remember to hit play on your iPod so that I have a soundtrack while you eat your popcorn.
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Seriously tho! WOW~!!!! Congratulations on your book!! #Dreamteam
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Thank you, I’m ecstatic!
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Greetings from #DreamTean
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I’m with you. From now on, I will make it a point of slipping the phrase “government goon squad” into the conversation at least once/day!
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It’s so much fun to say!
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hahaha brilliant would love to be a villan
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The evil laugh and flowing robes seem like such fun.
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haha, wow, not sure the battlescene is something to aspire to 😀 #globalblogging
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That’s where the cool music comes in!
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Well, I’m way behind on perfecting an evil laugh, too. I’ll start today with my teenage son. This should be interesting . . .
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He may just stare at you.
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Without a doubt!
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Lol the first one definitely I can relate to sometimes. Congratulations on your book! #dreamteam
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Thank you!
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Congratulations on publishing your book! That’s an awesome accomplishment! #dreamteam
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Thank you, I’m thrilled!
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You do make me laugh Heather! How do you think of these things and so often!? Well done on your book. #dreamteam
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I don’t know how my brain does it, but sometimes it feels like a non-stop flow!
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Haha the first one is brillant X #dreamteam
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Thank you!
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Hahaha! The first one made me lol! I am eagerly awaiting my epic battle scene #DreamTeam
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Make sure you have intense music ready to play on your phone – you never know when the battle will start 😆
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Back from #dreamteam and congrats again on the book. All joking aside, its a major accomplishment
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Thank you!
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Seri0ously llooking into badges that say “Government Good Squad” on them! #DreamTeam
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That could get you put on a watchlist. But it would be amazing!
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Congratulations on the book, what a huge achievement, I’m sure that does leave quite a bit of space to fill each day now. Love the government goon squad. #DreamTeam
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Thank you!
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I love the pizza quote 😂 #dreamteamlinky
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Thank you!
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Such an achievement to have your 1st book out there Heather! Maybe working on another book could fill the gap? Alfie wants to know what your cheese budget is – so he can make sure I’m not short changing him 🐾 Thanks for being a brilliant #dreamteam host xx
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The second book is being worked on as we speak! As for the cheese budget, I estimate it to be $100 per month. And it’s probably a bit higher than that…
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:-O Oh my gosh $100 on cheese? Lola must be a cheese fiend LOL!
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I would blame it all on her, but I probably eat 80% of that. I do have an insane love of cheese.
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Love your sayings. Thanks for putting a smile on my face. #DreamTeam
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I’m so glad you enjoyed them!
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Oh I just love your first thought Heather, that you know you are the villain in someone’s life. What a great phrase! I too am the villain in someone’s life but I already know who she is. Yes we have come face to face many times. She’s called my mother-in-law……! #dreamteam
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Do you play villain music as you drive to her house?!
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Government Goon Squad should be a wildly pervasive term at this point in our nation’s history. What’s with that? xoxo #dreamteam xox
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Government Goon Squad – that just about sums it up in so many countries right now! There are definitely some goons here in blighty right now #DreamTeam
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They seek to be everywhere!
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Hope you’ve got your writing mojo back now! #DreamTeam
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It’s back!!
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