Dear Lola,
I have been thinking about the human language recently, thanks to your pointing out that it is an absolute disaster. I was naming words that were the same, but not the same, and yet the same… then my brain needed a nap from all the circles it was turning in. When I woke up I realized that we have a fruit called grape and another called grapefruit. What is going on here?!
Sincerely,
Gobsmacked Grape Girl
Dear Gobsmacked Grape Girl,
I’m actually delighted to know that I am not the only one whose brain is twisted into the shape of a pretzel by the language of such an intelligent species. I find that it’s usually the best to make a list of the similarities of the items who share a word, in the hopes that it will explain why they were assigned the same moniker.
Grapes are fruit. Grapefruits are fruit.
Grapes are round. Grapefruits are round.
Well, that was quick.
Let’s work on the differences between these items, maybe that will shed light on the mystery.
Grapes are small. Grapefruits are large.
Grapes are red or green. Grapefruits are orange and pink.
Grapes are a berry. Grapefruits are a citrus.
Grapes grow on a vine. Grapefruits grow on a tree.
Grapes can be soured…
Behold! I think we found the answer!
Picture this scenario. Two humans are wandering around one day (because Netflix didn’t exist) when they stumble across a field of fruits. They start working their way through them, calling out names as they go. They eventually stumble across the grape. The humans begin to wonder, how can we make this fruit better? Sure, eating a grape is fun, but there must be a better way.
I know! Let’s sour them.
We all know what came next. The humans spent the rest of the week in a drunken stupor courtesy of a new super beverage made from sour grapes. They were unable to recall what words were already assigned to which fruit, leading to two inadvertently being called grape. Once sober, the humans had to find a way to cover for their mistake, so they quickly tossed the word fruit onto the end of one.
♥Lola♥
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Don’t even start thinking about raisins then.
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Raisins. We have other dried fruit, and we just call it dried apricots. Or dried banana. Why don’t we call raisins dried grapes?! Oh man… I started thinking about it.
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Like when does sour cream go sour. Our language is so strange. It is a miracle that it survives.
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Sour cream! Thank you! Our language is so odd, and the more you think about it the more you realize we just made up sounds and they make very little sense.
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Haha, good one Lola! They were drunk when they named the fruit then had to quickly add fruit to one lol! I think that’s as good an excuse as any to call two different fruits the same 🙂 #anythinggoes
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As long as you don’t mix them up…don’t eat the skin on the grapefruit! #Dreamteam
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I imagine you’d only make that mistake once! Though I have seen someone peel a grape… obviously I couldn’t be friends with her anymore 🤣
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Dread grapes is a thing? I never knew that X #dreamteam
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Sour grapes is what Lola calls wine 🙃 She likes to use canine vocabulary when human words confuse her!
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Haha! That’s exactly what must have happened. Now how do you explain “gobsmacked”?
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As soon as I said gobsmacked I saw Lola give me the quizzical look. She’s working on an explanation for that silly sound!
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Well that certainly makes as much sense as the names of the fruit overlapping!
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She tries to apply reason and logic to our weird language!
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I need to plot the grape escape after this one. Hehe! #DreamTeam
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Hehehehe, love it!
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Why do we park in a driveway but drive on a parkway? Mind blowing! #dreamteam
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I’m asking Lola! Maybe she’ll put it in her next book!
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Lola you clever thing! You saw right through those pesky humans again! It appears that we are pretty transparent but then that is no surprise. But you raise a very good point because I have never really understood what is the difference between a raisin and a sultana. I know they are two different words but aren’t they really the same thing? My husband and I have talked about this before (we don’t get out much…) #dreamteam
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I’m still confused on that as well. Humans really do need a lot of help and most of it is due to language!
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Thanks Lola – we humans are a weird bunch (of grapes!) and our language is no better! #DreamTeam
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Yes we are!
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Oh Lola, you are wise beyond your dog years
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Thank you! 🐶🐾
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It’s confusing this language!
My hubbies language has many different words meaning, ‘snow’ whereas we just say ‘snow’. Weird.
#dreamteam
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It’s a confusing and wild jungle of words!
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Why do we call a pineapple a pineapple? Most of the rest of the world calls it ‘ananas’ or similar? The English language is an ass. #DreamTeam
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haha, the fundamental questions of life you are raising here, the chicken and egg questions of the world – where would we be without you (and Lola)? #dreamteam
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We’d like to think the world would continue on, but just with a bit less laughter 🤣
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To be honest it never occurred to me before but it now seems so obvious! #dreamteam
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Lola does get a lot of questions that cause us to pause!
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that sounds like about as reasonable scenario as I can come up with #dreamteam
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The only other solution is that we’re idiots. Lola didn’t want to think that of the humans.
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So many contradictions in language, I’ve given up trying to make sense of them. Loving some of the other examples here in comments. #DreamTeam
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Seems everyone is confused by the English language traps!
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Hehe! Heather, only you would come up with this. Maybe back then, grapes and grape(fruits) were thought to be the same thing. Especially if one lived in a cold country and both grapes and grapefruits were incredibly sour. Then, someone discovered sweet grapes! Well, clearly the large grapes were up for discussion – and the idea of the sour things so gross, they must be vegetables. Until some clever-wit worked out that they were actually fruit and added grape-fruit to the offensive things, just to be sure no one called them grape-veg 😉 So knows…. hehe. Thanks for being such a funny #dreamteam host xxx
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It’s so puzzling! Our language has so many options.
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Thank goodness we’ve got Lola to sort these things out for us! 🙂 #DreamTeam
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She is so wise!
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As ever you and Lola are solving the problems that we didn’t even know were problems, but clearly needed investigating xx #DreamTeam
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Our brains never stop pondering…
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As someone who has taught English as a foreign language it’s very hard to explain! #DreamTeam
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It is! So frustrating for people trying to learn English as their secondary language.
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Stopping by from #mixitup
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Where is Lola on the whole jumbo shrimp nomenclature? xo #mixitup xo
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She actually tackled that question. It was called The ShrimPrawn Debate.
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