Shank You Very Much

I would apologize, but that would be a lie…

Have you ever woken up on a Monday and felt you spent the previous week babbling on social media about things that were better left unsaid? Luckily for you, I never feel that way! Instead, I am almost* proud of the weird shit that comes out of my brain.

I vow to you that I will never hesitate to hit the post button once I’ve thought a thought. Especially if that thought involves Lola or a slice of cake.

*In this scenario, almost means insanely. I am insanely proud of my weird brain.

Imagine how great it would be if that distance was actually 40 steps – I could have cake every day thanks to the extra workout!

I’ve had nightmares about it ever since.

I would apologize but I think we all know that given the chance, I will do it again.

Working from home is so hard. Tough decisions are made daily.

Check out my Facebook page @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns

I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet

You can also find me on Instagram @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns

Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much