Have you ever woken up on a Monday and felt you spent the previous week babbling on social media about things that were better left unsaid? Luckily for you, I never feel that way! Instead, I am almost* proud of the weird shit that comes out of my brain.
I vow to you that I will never hesitate to hit the post button once I’ve thought a thought. Especially if that thought involves Lola or a slice of cake.
*In this scenario, almost means insanely. I am insanely proud of my weird brain.
Imagine how great it would be if that distance was actually 40 steps – I could have cake every day thanks to the extra workout!
I’ve had nightmares about it ever since.
I would apologize but I think we all know that given the chance, I will do it again.
Working from home is so hard. Tough decisions are made daily.
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Ahhhh. I think I am going to sing that song all day!
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Some manifesto that … or should that be womanfesto!!?You go, girl!! #DreamTeam
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In out, in out, and shake it all about! Oh no, it’s started!! #DreamTeam
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I would love to comment, but for some reason, the only words I can think of are “hokey” and “pokey”.
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I planted the seed!
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Damn you and that song…. Had a good giggle at the others! #DreamTeam
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That song really invades the brain!
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Yeap, I’m still singing it!
The one about the steps to cake made me laugh as we actually say this at work……I wonder if we’ve walked enough to ‘earn’ cake? Haha #dreamteam
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I love cake!
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haha, will need to count the steps to the fridge indeed – quite a distance when I come to think of it – good thinking re the fitness tracker 😀 #globalblogging
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Have a slice of cake!
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Go be you girl! That is why I like your blog! #dreamteam
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Thank you!!
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Hi, These are funny. They seem the right size, square, for Instagram. Do you put them on Instagram?
Janice
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I do!
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Yes I am now singing the Hokey Cokey (is that how you spell it?!) very funny thank you for sharing! #dreamteam
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We call it the Hokey Pokey in the US but I’ve been told it’s Cokey in the UK.
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ha ha oh not that song is going to be in my head all day now! #dreamteam
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I love a good earworm. The hokey cokey of my childhood was sung by Pinky and Perky, so I can doubly thank you for that! #DreamTeam
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Be proud of your weird brain, I know that I am proud of mine. #DreamTeam
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It’s so fun, like the brain party never gets dull.
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Another fun post Heather
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Thank you!
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Ha ha this made me chuckle this morning. I almost never regret what I’ve already posted either! #DreamTeam
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I love your random thoughts! At least I know I’m not the only one who thinks weird things 🙂 #AnythingGoes
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It’s nice that the other weirdos have banded together – social media is awesome!
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Haha! Love it. Especially telling Lola your commuting costs are too high. Alfie always insists on a treat as soon as I’ve sat down with a cup of tea in any room BUT the kitchen. Thanks for being a super-dupa #dreamteam host xx
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If Alfie and Lola got together, we would be broke trying to pay for all their treats!!
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Hello Heather,
I actually always pause before I hit post. I’m always worried about regretting what I’m going to say. But for you, you should never pause! I always enjoy your writing!
Best,
Sigrid
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Thank you!
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There are some goodies there. #DreamTeam
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Your posts always make me smile and are such good fun Heather #dreamteam
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Thank you so much, that is going straight to my head!
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Oh no – now that song is stuck in my head #dreamteam
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As a work at home mum I totally get this! #DreamTeam
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I am not alone!
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