A few months ago I tried to challenge my brain by pondering the origins of the chicken and the egg. Which one came first? Which came second? How could one come before the other? Why must my brain contemplate these topics when their answers have no effect on my life?! I was on a sinking ship without a pail. Instead of jumping overboard, I decided to take the rest of you down with me. I bet you woke up that morning in a good mood only for it to be ruined by a headache brought on by intense frowning.
Blame me for your wrinkles, I deserve it.
By the end of the week – yes, the debate lasted a week – no one was sure which came first. In fact, we were all quite sure that the egg doesn’t exist and the chicken went extinct with the dinosaurs.
Or never existed at all.
This is top-level conspiracy thinking and I love that my readers joined me for it!
I started the day with good intentions.
Day two felt good, I put the debate to bed.
Of course I couldn’t leave it alone. By day three I had reversed course and decided that my day 2 conclusion was pure nonsense.
I obviously need more than my 4 years of college to solve this mystery.
Unlike that girl in the Titanic movie, I really will never let go.
I thought a poll might solve the problem. It did not.
There you have it, no one knows whether the egg or the chicken came first. Before you lose all hope for humanity, I’d like to remind you all that cheese is still widely available in stores and it doesn’t require a lot of thought as you eat it.
Silver linings are important.
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Is it a kind if Schrodinger’s Chicken/Egg thing maybe? Just put the two of them in a box, seal it, and let the answer be whichever one suits your mood. Just don’t open the box …
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Pass me the late night Stilton! Then I can also have nightmares about which came first… Why have scientists not answered this question once and for all yet?!
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Some of them have tried, but they contradict each other! It’s very baffling!
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Actually it evolved from a single cell organism over millions of years. That is how my brain deals with it.
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Well that’s a better explanation than any I pondered. My favorite was the magic theory that a tyrannosaurus created it to be his fluffy sidekick.
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Well, the popular theory is that dino’s evolved into birds. I better stop. I am a SPED teacher but my school went to a co-teaching model and I have been co-teaching high school science-LOL.
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Hehe! Years ago when I contemplated about the chicken-egg debate…another question came to my mind (this was pre-Google and before I knew about the birds and the bees)… why do some eggs have chicks and others don’t? Coz when I was still a kid, I thought that the yolk of the egg was the smooshed up chick. Hahaha I know the answer is obvious now. And I have come to terms with not knowing which came first. #globalblogging
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We had chickens growing up so I was pretty clear on why some eggs had chicks and some didn’t. I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to give up knowing which one came first.
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Still bemused and linking up with #GlobalBlogging
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Well, you do make your ponderings interesting with images and humor!
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Thank you!
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Which just goes to show that people will debate anything online! Thanks for making me think first thing on Monday morning!
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I think God put an egg on earth when He created the world and the egg hatched into a chicken.
#GobalBlogging
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Why? Why? Why? Have you got me thinking about this again?
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I can’t let it go. It’s a niggle at the back of my brain all the time!
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I think the best thing is two answers … the egg! #GlobalBlogging
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Answer two … the chicken! Hah, got it covered there! #GlobalBlogging
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You covered it! 🤣
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As a teacher I could try and explain it scientifically but I won’t. It’s boring. I prefer pondering all the possibilities! #globalblogging
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The pretty graphics kept me smiling. Happy New Year! #GlobalBlogging
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Thanks, happy New Years!
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We’ll never know. . .
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haha, Heather, talking about ruminations, I guess these are thoughts to drive us crazy, especially at this time of year 🙂
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We have had many a dinner time debate on this one! #GlobalBlogging
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Arrgh! Should not have read this post just before bed as am bound to wake up in the early hours trying to work out the conundrum. Is that a new header by the way as I love it? #Globalblogging
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It is a new header! I’ve made a bunch that will rotate through based on post content. I’m so happy you noticed and love it, thank you!!!
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Haha the one of the many mysteries of the world X #anythinggoes
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Ha ha – that age-old question we will NEVER know the answer to, surely x #GlobalBlogging
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It niggles at my brain.
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Popping back with #bloggerclubuk
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Haha I don’t even try to figure this one out lol! Somewhere along the way evolution of both took over but how that came to be i don’t think we will ever know. #GlobalBlogging
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Quite often I will rethink this question and everytime I get more frustrated with the lack of answer than the previous time.
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There is no wonder this debate went on and on. My brain is sore just contemplating it. Where’s the cheese ??!!#GlobalBlogging
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A headache, Excedrin and coffee. In that order!
Another poser: why is it that my Little, who is allergic to eggs, can eat chicken without incident?
#mixitup xo
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