Dear Lola,
I need some guidance on what to do when my colleagues use words erroneously. If it were a friend I would never equivocate – I would instantly rectify their gaffe. However, I don’t foresee that endeavor producing a positive result with my colleagues. My trepidation is that my colleagues will persist in using these words incorrectly until someone finally discloses the truth. They’ll be mortified and perturbed that no one enlightened them sooner. Surely you can see what a predicament I find myself in.
Should I open up a dialogue to correct their choice of word or disclose the definition of the actual word they have wrongly chosen?
Sincerely,
The Savage Sesquipedalian
Dear Savage Sesquipedalian,
We are starting off with a mouthful today. I assigned that moniker very appropriately – I’m sure the writer of the letter knows exactly what it means. For all the normal humans reading this column, allow me to define it for you. In short, sesquipedalian is used in reference to very large words, long-winded speeches, or someone who uses big words to sound smart.
You are not a nice person. You tried to put a bow on your intentions by stating you don’t want your coworkers to be embarrassed, but it was an afterthought. I could sense your glee with the thought of running amok, correcting the vocabulary of anyone who dared cross your path.
The world has already been gifted a Soup Nazi*, we don’t need one for vocabulary!
People use words wrong all the time. Language is a fluid thing and the dictionary adds new words every year. While I can empathize with having to listen to someone who uses basic words incorrectly – I cannot find any sympathy for you. The only two solutions you could find were to stop someone in their tracks and correct their vocabulary or, and this one is so much worse, to give them a vocabulary lesson on the word they chose to use.
Coming from a long-winded gas-bag, I can’t imagine that would go over very well.
I will offer you a solution to this problem, because I am a consummate professional who takes this advice column as seriously as a canine is capable. It does not mean I like you.
Work from home.
♥Lola♥
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Oh Lola you are so wise. We definitely do not need another Sheldon. When Sheldon does it he does it in a funny way and most of us would come across as mean.
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Exactly!
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BTW have yourself a bigger laugh when you watch the recent Big Bang Theory. I wouldn’t let them erase it from the dvr.
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My ex-boss constantly used words incorrectly! It was funny and I never corrected her because it brought everyone a lot of joy. Lighten up, SS.
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Exactly! Just enjoy the words and get a giggle out of it.
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Oh come on. Sometimes it is good to indulge in the habit of floccinaucinihilipilification! However I would never do such a thing myself…
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Maybe they are deliberately using the wrong word for fun. It’s s bit arrogant I agree to assume that they don’t know the language. Well done Lola x
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Based on his very expressive letter, I suspect his coworkers might be having a bit of fun at his expense.
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Lola, once again your wisdom and common sense shine through. When I read the word “sesquipedalian”, I was picturing a creature with a lot of legs! 😀
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I am not sure there isn’t a creature with a lot of legs running around with this title! It’s very possible the scientific world is keeping some secrets.
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When I read the word “sesquipedalian, I was picturing a creature that looked something like The Lorax! Ah yes, Lola , you are indeed a wise one.
#GlobalBlogging
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Thanks for the gift of a new word.
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I’ve used it a few times in my life, Lala took a real shine to it!
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Hello Lola,
In my books, it’s fine to correct somebody of their misuse of a word as long as it’s done kindly or with humor. #GlobalBlogging
Best,
Sigrid
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I sense kindness and humor are not in this letter writer’s nature.
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Work from home? I love it!!! #GlobalBlogging
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His coworkers will cheer!
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Oh, how I have been mortified over the ages about this issue in particular! We used to have a running list of newly coined words used in marketing presentations. It was hysterical! Lola, your advice is sage, as are you! xoxo #globalblogging xoxo
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I love when people use words that are incorrect or made up, it’s fun for a laugh and you never know when you’re going to get something marvelous to use for the rest of your life.
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haha, fabulous, had to laugh out loud, I would know a few people like this, you just nailed it 😀
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Wise beyond your years Lola – no big words needed! #GlobalBlogging
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Haha long winded gas bag. Yes!! Go Lola Go!!
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When I need a thesauras I am coming straight to you. Lola should be on daytime telly I reckon #GlobalBlogging
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If we gave her TV show, there would be no stopping her dictatorship!
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I think calling people out sometimes is not a bad idea – in a polite way of course. An entertaining and educating read! Thanks for hosting. #GlobalBlogging
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That is why I always use very simple words. Lola is so smart. #GlobalBlogging
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Hi SS! How many languages can you speak? XD
Oh, and if you are making fun of speakers of English as a second/ foreign language, that is not very cool. If you’re not, please forgive me. Don’t be a know-it-all, it’s really annoying. 😀
Great advice, Lola! I wish more humans were like you.
#GlobalBlogging
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I don’t think he was making fun of English as a second language speakers, he very much appears to be a know it all who uses big words even when they are not needed.
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Oh Lola you really call a spade a spade and that is what I like about your advice column #globalblogging
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Yeah this definitely sounds like someone who thinks they’re smarter than everyone else, or at least pretends to be lol! #GlobalBlogging
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Haha this is funny read X #anythinggoes
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