It’s been another eventful week for me on social media. Not only did I ponder the very deep issues of kale smoothies and exercise routines, I have now ensured Lola cannot move a single muscle without me knowing it. Did I mention that society owes me a parade? No? Well, it does.
Without further adieu, all the things my brain has been churning out has been summed up in these four photos. There was a lot more, but it has to be disseminated slowly so that you all don’t question my sanity.
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I’m not a fan of kale either and don’t understand that in a smoothie. Of course, I only drink smoothies when absolutely necessary lol! #anythinggoes
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I like my smoothies to be chocolate without a touch of vegetables!
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I do like fruit smoothies but I’m very picky about them. And chocolate is always the best in anything! #GlobalBlogging
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I kind of LOVE the robot one.
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Thank you!
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Kale in a smoothie just cannot be allowed in the new order. #GlobalBlogging
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I second that motion!
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Very good, there are so many anomalies in the things we do! #GlobalBlogging
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Ha! Wonderful graphics! I am soooo with you on the kale thing. Kale is a garnish for food; it’s not actual food itself. Even in a smoothie, kale should be banned. #Globalblogging
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Kale in a smoothie sounds so wrong!
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So much wisdom in those little boxes!
And I’d sure come to your parade . . .if I weren’t folding towels.
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Folding towels means you get your own parade!
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Kale? No. Cale, JJ and John? Yes!!! #GobalBlogging
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Congrats on completing your laundry! I’ve never completed any of ours! It’s a neverending cycle….. #globalblogging
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I have a feeling I’ll never complete it again, but at least this one time I was victorious!
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I’ll get the ticket tape…you finished the laundry!! I can’t remember the last time I had an empty laundry basket, I even have a pile of laundry next to the basket…go me!! I’m considering arranging it into a pyramid and chucking some tinsel at it and calling it a Christmas tree inspired modern art installation. #globalblogging
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I think that sounds like a brilliant alternative to trying to finish it all!
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I know right? Kale in a smoothie is just soooo wrong yet spinach in one seems ok? I’m not convinced either. #globalblogging
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Spinach should be banned also!
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Amen on the Laundry!
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😀 ah no, not at all sarcastic, I can feel for you 🙂
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Fruit smoothies taste so much better than vegetable smoothies. #GlobalBlogging
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I agree!
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Ok I’m going to say something pretty controversial so don’t judge me – I love kale…….there I said it, but in a savoury dish. Not in a smoothie! No, for me smoothies are for fruit only. So I commend you for drinking that because I definitely wouldn’t! No I haven’t lost my faculties altogether. And you absolutely should have a parade in your honor for doing the laundry, mine is still sitting in a pile at the top of the stairs! I keep walking past it trying to pretend that it’s not there…#globalblogging
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Eventually the pile will just disappear… It’s magic like that. Either because people start wearing dirty laundry when they run out of clean, or because your husband will take care of it when he gets desperate enough. Either way, keep on ignoring it! And it’s OK that you love kale, as long as you love cake more.
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Tried kale in a smoothie at a health bar once and it wasn’t to my liking – it’s an acquired taste. And let’s just say the kale had an effect on my dispensing in the loo as well – I was quite shocked to see the amount of green coming out of my system.
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Frightening!
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The salad dressing/kale smoothie thing is just mad isn’t it? If the dressing is nice, why not gulp it down? Kale in liquidised form is soup IMO, not really smoothie material… but hey, each to their own 😉 x #GlobalBlogging
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Blended green smoothies are a simple and delicious way of accessing the healing properties of greens
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